March 2012
February 2012
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Just got an email from bonobos for their limited-edition tear-away chinos
Congratulations on your 12 hours of sleep last night mike! I won’t subtract the parts where you woke up to quickly eat beans and drink water in a dazed effort at self-sustenance (3 times) or the part at 4:45 am where you finally took off your work clothes. Areas for improvement in sleep theory. However, you deserve it after a weekend without a real day off. Here’s to the next 12 hours,...
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will bonobos and gilt group please leave me alone??? Their online ads are killing me and I can barely afford to go out to dinner 4x a week as it is!
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Seriously?
I just waited an hour and a half for this doctor to see me and he asks me to explain what treatment he gave me the last time I was in, then tells me I am wrong when I try to explain what it was? Duh I’m not a doctor, why don’t you just read the chart and figure out what to do this time since your last attempt didn’t fix my problem and I hate you for it?
I’m feeling kind of sad and guilty for some reason and I think it was something that happened in my dream? So weird…where have all my happy dreams gone
lol trying to figure out which unfamiliar friends place you’ve passed out at by using your phones gps feature in Google maps
We are doing a boystown tour tonight!
The kind where we are already kinda drunk and we might be home by 12.
jesus--walks asked: Ugh. Shoot me please.
Specializing in Naps
Unconscious Sciences
Goddess damn my coworker who brought all these...
Keep forgetting chocolate makes my stomach hurt
Chris Brown Police Report Provides Details Of... →
amindy07:
This is just a snippet from the article.
“A verbal argument ensued [after she found texts on his phone from an ex-lover] and Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force...
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I think I'll allow myself a bottle of wine tonight...
but only if I can find enough change to pay for it!
Everyone on this metra car is eating fast food…I brought a sandwich bag of granola
IS IT SERIOUSLY 10 DEGREES OUT RIGHT NOW?
I need to be wearing like 3 more pairs of socks...
I just got a haircut that's so good it makes the...
Coworker: do you want this doughnut? It's shaped like a heart.
Me: Yes [swallows in three bites].
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Books about old people make me sorta depressed
but they also remind me that whatever happened this week probably doesn’t mean shit in the long run
My kitchen is officially a superfund site.
I’m protecting myself by drinking red wine before approaching the site.
Damn I love the goofy grin that a just-right...
