February 2012
9 posts
I just got a haircut that's so good it makes the...
Coworker: do you want this doughnut? It's shaped like a heart.
Me: Yes [swallows in three bites].
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Books about old people make me sorta depressed
but they also remind me that whatever happened this week probably doesn’t mean shit in the long run
My kitchen is officially a superfund site.
I’m protecting myself by drinking red wine before approaching the site.
Damn I love the goofy grin that a just-right...
January 2012
32 posts
Idk if it is the weather but I feel like I'm...
sometimes I feel that garlic salt is my everything
Pet peeve: emails with the subject line "question"...
You’re not even going to give me a hint what it might be about??
stevie nicks, amiright?
Today has definitely been all about shuffling file folders around, testing each of my pens to see if they still work and fine-tuning my Pandora stations. Wednesday!
Here’s to continuing a years-long tradition of falling asleep in my bed with laundry strewn all over it. It’s all fabric, so it is all good!
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I’m pretty happy with my decision to take off my clothes and get right into bed after work today. I just wish the ice cream were within reach (and that I had some chocolate sauce)!
I think I'll settle for working at 1/3 speed...
My big meeting is already done and everyone is out sick anyway. Time for another snack run!
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Oh snap my lakeshore drive express bus has opted to take inner lakeshore! This storm just got real for me on a personal level.
There’s a definite increase in nervous laughter around the office the day after the email about “rightsizing” and who will be finishing out the week goes out! HAHAHAHAHA(sobthankgoditwasntme)hahahahaha….
…as long as words with friends doesn’t go dark tomorrow I’ll be ok
Just getting home at 3am on a work night? I must...
So pumped to get out of work and check out the new...
One of my coworkers even got her nails done there over lunch!
URINE TRAIN
Expectation: I will use that free time between...
Reality: nap nap nap nap nap nap
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Just KILLED my mouth with some cajun roasted peanuts, shells and all. Sort of enjoying the pain as an escape from today’s monotony.
I just can’t take this week seriously! Ready to walk out right now
WHERE IS MY MIND I can’t focus at all today. Oh yes, now I am remembering the dayquil I took, I can only deal with repetitive tasks when I take it I guess! Not these million emails about thousands of different things, just gonna do nothin probs.
UGH this day! ugh weather, ugh back to work, ugh...
I think I can pull it together by lunch though
December 2011
49 posts
Ahhhh I kinda love “i hate my teenage daughter”
Well a long week of 3.5 day lol
uhmg I am catching up with xmas episodes of shit...
So emotional right now, long week here haha
So restless today! And I have to come back for a...
You better believe I'm taking another extended...
