michaelstandish

shanemichael:

Cover lines: Targeting women or gay men? Hard to tell.

keep it simple duh

Idk if it is the weather but I feel like I’m dreaming

sometimes I feel that garlic salt is my everything

so it’s like, spring now right?

Pet peeve: emails with the subject line “question”

You’re not even going to give me a hint what it might be about??

stevie nicks, amiright?

iamharrison:

2 boiled eggs and a double bottle of wine — must be Friday night! (Taken with instagram)

I needed a snack, ok?

Holy Fog! This isn’t helping my day, in which I seem completely mentally unable to work. I think I’m just gonna write off this whole week (maybe even the month!) and try again in Feb.

Today has definitely been all about shuffling file folders around, testing each of my pens to see if they still work and fine-tuning my Pandora stations. Wednesday!

Here’s to continuing a years-long tradition of falling asleep in my bed with laundry strewn all over it. It’s all fabric, so it is all good!

fggtlibrarian:

effectively melted

ooo cool sweatshirt

(Source: kumagen)

I’m pretty happy with my decision to take off my clothes and get right into bed after work today. I just wish the ice cream were within reach (and that I had some chocolate sauce)!

I think I’ll settle for working at 1/3 speed today, thanks.

My big meeting is already done and everyone is out sick anyway. Time for another snack run!

Sunday night in Chicago

Oh snap my lakeshore drive express bus has opted to take inner lakeshore! This storm just got real for me on a personal level.